9.1.08

Post #2.
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Sorry, my many fans, for not posting *coughFANScough*
I've been busy with video games and such, but, you know.
That was the worst excuse ever.
Aaaaaaaaaaanyway. I've decided not to *just* rant here, but to talk about the good things in life, too.

But right now, I'm ranting.
Live with it!


Ignorant people in general! Rant #2

Lucky for you, i've collected some STUPID quotes, both from RL and the 'net.
Enjoy laughing.


Ten
Most
Stupid
Quotes
Ever!


#10: "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

#9: "What is poverty?" - Unknown

#8: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

#7:"A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.

#6:"It depends on what the meaning of the word is is. If the...if he...if is means is and never has been, that is not - that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement" -Bill Clinton being an idiot. EPIC FAIL!

#5:I don't think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out! - Pamela Anderson

#4:"No, no, God no! Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils and those frightful things - what are they called? - hamsters, all die like flies. So there's no point avoiding it." - Raymond Briggs, creator of The Snowman story, asked why he had not given the children's story a happy ending.

#3:"Most lies about blondes are false." - Headline

#2:"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." - Sign in Budapest Zoo

#1:"I invented the internet." - Al Gore.

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